Crazy cop

 So I'm driving not too far off one day when I run up on a new mishap, being from Red Cross I leave my vehicle to check whether I can offer any help appears how ther was just a single watch vehicle at the scene. The vehicle had ran over a precarious bank and had tossed one person around 30" away from the vehicle while the driver had left through the windshield and was lying on the hood of the vehicle. I looked and the cop was simply setting there writing in his little dark book. I said " what's happening shouldn't you assist the folks they with looking hurt". " soon as I get done with composition out these tickets". "Tickets?" I said" "better believe it, that individual that is laying on the hood, I'm keeping in touch with him in the mood for breaking and entering, and that other person around there I'm thinking of him ready for leaving the location of an accident!!!"